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POSTED BY USER jack121 ON FEBRUARY 15TH 2019 AT 1:32 PM EST
Anyone ever heard of this bitch? She’s supposed to be wrestling Leelabae at Blitz 10 and I have no fucking clue who she’s supposed to be.
POSTED BY USER MrsSyn7836 ON FEBRUARY 15TH 2019 AT 1:36 PM EST
Wait, wait. Bad booking. Why put LEELA WATTS against some ghost bitch who doesn’t exist? What’s the hype here? No one wants to see a squash match. Ugh.
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NEW COMER POE SAUER FAILS TO DELIVER DURING VALOR PRO BLITZ 10
February 28, 2019
Stephan Brookes
A lot of us were scratching our heads when we heard that fan favorite Leela Watts would be wrestling someone NONE of us had ever heard of at Blitz 10. At Hot Takes, we did our damndest to dig up any kind of footage on Poe Sauer but we came up empty handed. And if it’s not on the internet, it never happened.
There was a lot of speculation across the forums that this was a squash match. They were throwing a nobody from the hometown to Leela Watts to make her look good. That’s what I was expecting when I sat down to watch that match.
But Sauer completely surprised many by holding her own against the veteran(?) Watts. It actually looked like Watts was going to tap to her when she had her in that guillotine choke right there in the ring. How Watts managed to fight back from that… well that just goes to show you why Leela Watts is such a fan favorite. Just when you think she’s down, she comes back with more.
Poe actually looked really strong though, all through the match. The crowd hated her and I think a lot of us here at home do too. Sauer just has this vibe around her that you can feel even from the television screen. Fortunately, though, Leela took her all the way out with Follow Your Arrow.
I was pleasantly surprised by Sauer’s performance though. Love her or hate her, I think we can agree that it wasn’t the squash match we were expecting. The15 6 .66- :;//
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POSTED BY USER BrokenFreakinNeck ON MARCH 7, 2019
Soooo… how does Leela Watts beat Poe Sauer last Blitz and they’re still BOTH in the main event? WTF.
POSTED BY USER DulceLibre ON MARCH 7, 2019
The better question is who can you imagine POE tag teaming with if she wins? She’s just… standoffish. She doesn’t seem like she gets along well with ANYONE. I wouldn’t put it past her to just attack her partner too.
POSTED BY USER #BestForBusiness ON MARCH 7, 2019
She reminds me of a shark. Dead eyes.
POSTED BY USER BrokenFreakinNeck ON MARCH 7, 2019
This is exactly what I meant. I mean, no hot take here but Poe is nobody. But from the one match she has had? Tf is she going to do in a tag team? She seems like she’d literally unhinge her jaw and eat her teammate. She’s a creepy ass broad, mate. I just don’t see her functioning well in a tag team and I just think this could be weird.
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I like sharks, though.
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Holy shiiiiiiiiiiiit. You guys, if you didn’t watch last night you seriously missed out.
The best part, for me, was when Poe Sauer was the surprise entrant into the Tournament. She's only 17 but HOLY SHIT, I'm a huge fan already. She came in at number two into the ring... her stamina was the most impressive part for me. She kind of hung back to the edges of the ring and let everyone else tire themselves out and then she jumped in. She conserved her energy like a CHAMP. Whoever trained her trained her WELL. She has the ring presence of a veteran. Just my opinion but you know, my opinion is always right. Anyway, when she threw out of the ring and won I MARKED SO HARD Iasdf171717
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Caller: I-I know… I, uhhh… I stayed late to hang out with one of the wrestlers with my friend. … and I came outside for a smoke and… oh god, it’s so bad.
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Caller: (Woman retching in the background)
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POSTED BY u/TheSmelliestButthole ON 3/7/19 AT 8:31 AM EST
Okay, unpopular opinion time but I actually really love Poe Sauer. I know there’s only that match against Leela to go off of but man, there’s something about those creepy ass chicks. And she’s got major hands! You guys can’t tell me she didn’t throw bombs at Leela. I’d seriously like to see her be one of the two left on Blitz 11.
I’m waiting for the hate to pour in LOL
POSTED BY u/ThatOneGuyNameJuan ON 3/7/19 AT 9:42 AM EST
Yeah, bro. You’re gonna get shit on for this take. In before the shitposting.
POSTED BY u/Trafalgaladen ON 3/7/19 AT 11:18 AM EST
I actually agree with you, dude. She showed up and showed out against everyone’s favorite wrestler. She might have lost but I was really into what she was doing up until then. Who do you wanna see her win with?
POSTED BY u/TheSmelliestButthole ON 3/7/19 AT 11:21 AM EST
I don’t know, man. I’m having a hard time choosing. I’m not going to lie though, part of me wants to see her win with Fallon. What a crack pairing. She’s all doom and gloom and Fallon is… a carebear.
OOT but I think not naming one of her finishers The Carebear Stare was a missed opportunity by Fallon.
POSTED BY u/ridley0202 ON 3/7/19 AT 11:22 AM EST
You guys are dumb as fuckkkkkkkkkk. Poe sucks. Leela sucks. Fallon sucks. Valor sucks.
POSTED BY u/Trafalgaladen ON 3/7/19 AT 11:24 AM EST
BIG MOOD. I didn’t even know I NEEDED a Poe/Fallon tag team in my life until you said that.
POSTED BY u/ThatOneGuyNameJuan ON 3/7/19 AT 12:17 PM EST
What even makes you guys think she won’t go out in the first five minutes? You know NOTHING ABOUT HER.
POSTED BY u/Moppy4President ON 3/7/19 AT 12:22 PM EST
Yoooooo actually, I found this whole Youtube channel that had a couple videos on it of Poe. One was a wrestling match and one was this weird ass 911 call that I think was some weird German companies weird ass promotion for a match. Actually, there were two or three matches but I only got to watch one. When I refreshed it the channel was just gone. Weird af.
POSTED BY u/TheSmelliestButthole ON 3/8/19 AT 2:27 AM EST
I SAW THAT TOO. Shit, I thought I was imagining things but the channel had some weird German name. I guess that’s where she’s from? Anyway, she was damn good in those matches. I got to watch two and a couple days later I came back to watch the others that were posted and the whole thing was gone. I think it’s the whole weirdness around all that that makes me love her so much. That and I’m just a sucker for creepy gawth babes. She knows her way around the ring like somebody who’s been wrestling for yearsssss. I tried to watch the videos with subtitles on so I could understand what the ring announcers were saying but it came out all choppy from the German translation. But I guess she’s been wrestling since she was 16 or 17 over in Germany and shit. Seemed like she was more popular over there than she is over here because she came out to huge cheers. She was way less dark, dark like my soul in those videos though. Blonde-ish. It was weird because I’m digging this vibe.
POSTED BY u/Moppy4President ON 3/8/19 AT 11:07 AM EST
You know what I’m talking about! But there were only three videos on the channel I found and the weird call hype thing. My roommate speaks a little German so he translated some of it for me. They were saying she’s the only wrestler at the time using the Venus Flytrap. I want to see her use that submission sooooo bad. I’ve heard of it but I’ve never seen it.
POSTED BY u/Trafalgaladen ON 3/8/19 AT 12:48 PM EST
Damn, this thread popped off without me. I want to see one of these matches SO BAD. It’s weird that it just disappeared like that. Is the venus flytrap that one submission that has no counter?
POSTED BY u/TheSmelliestButthole ON 3/8/19 AT 12:59 AM EST
YES!!! It’s unbreakable, doesn’t have a counter… I got to see her use it in one of the matches I watched. It was so quick… I get why they call it that. I don’t get why everyone hates on her so much. Like is it just because she’s new? Because if they think that just because she’s new means she sucks… I’ve got some bad news for them. The Poe in those matches from in German that I watched? They were FIRE. THAT Poe could have beaten Leela Watts ez af. I don’t get why it seemed like she was operating at half capacity. I hope she brings it 100% at this next show.
POSTED BY u/Moppy4President ON 3/8/19 AT 1:07 PM EST
Same, bro. Same. I’m still 100% here for a Poe and Fallon tag team. I would fuckin’ die, bro. We gotta think of names for them lol
POSTED BY USER u/BestForBusiness ON 3/10/19 AT 3:53 AM
She reminds me of a shark. Like a sexy af shark.
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POSTED BY USER jack121 ON FEBRUARY 15TH 2019 AT 1:32 PM EST
Anyone ever heard of this bitch? She’s supposed to be wrestling Leelabae at Blitz 10 and I have no fucking clue who she’s supposed to be.
POSTED BY USER MrsSyn7836 ON FEBRUARY 15TH 2019 AT 1:36 PM EST
Wait, wait. Bad booking. Why put LEELA WATTS against some ghost bitch who doesn’t exist? What’s the hype here? No one wants to see a squash match. Ugh.
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NEW COMER POE SAUER FAILS TO DELIVER DURING VALOR PRO BLITZ 10
February 28, 2019
Stephan Brookes
A lot of us were scratching our heads when we heard that fan favorite Leela Watts would be wrestling someone NONE of us had ever heard of at Blitz 10. At Hot Takes, we did our damndest to dig up any kind of footage on Poe Sauer but we came up empty handed. And if it’s not on the internet, it never happened.
There was a lot of speculation across the forums that this was a squash match. They were throwing a nobody from the hometown to Leela Watts to make her look good. That’s what I was expecting when I sat down to watch that match.
But Sauer completely surprised many by holding her own against the veteran(?) Watts. It actually looked like Watts was going to tap to her when she had her in that guillotine choke right there in the ring. How Watts managed to fight back from that… well that just goes to show you why Leela Watts is such a fan favorite. Just when you think she’s down, she comes back with more.
Poe actually looked really strong though, all through the match. The crowd hated her and I think a lot of us here at home do too. Sauer just has this vibe around her that you can feel even from the television screen. Fortunately, though, Leela took her all the way out with Follow Your Arrow.
I was pleasantly surprised by Sauer’s performance though. Love her or hate her, I think we can agree that it wasn’t the squash match we were expecting. The15 6 .66- :;//
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POSTED BY USER BrokenFreakinNeck ON MARCH 7, 2019
Soooo… how does Leela Watts beat Poe Sauer last Blitz and they’re still BOTH in the main event? WTF.
POSTED BY USER DulceLibre ON MARCH 7, 2019
The better question is who can you imagine POE tag teaming with if she wins? She’s just… standoffish. She doesn’t seem like she gets along well with ANYONE. I wouldn’t put it past her to just attack her partner too.
POSTED BY USER #BestForBusiness ON MARCH 7, 2019
She reminds me of a shark. Dead eyes.
POSTED BY USER BrokenFreakinNeck ON MARCH 7, 2019
This is exactly what I meant. I mean, no hot take here but Poe is nobody. But from the one match she has had? Tf is she going to do in a tag team? She seems like she’d literally unhinge her jaw and eat her teammate. She’s a creepy ass broad, mate. I just don’t see her functioning well in a tag team and I just think this could be weird.
POSTED BY USER #BestForBusiness ON MARCH 8, 2019
I like sharks, though.
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Holy shiiiiiiiiiiiit. You guys, if you didn’t watch last night you seriously missed out.
The best part, for me, was when Poe Sauer was the surprise entrant into the Tournament. She's only 17 but HOLY SHIT, I'm a huge fan already. She came in at number two into the ring... her stamina was the most impressive part for me. She kind of hung back to the edges of the ring and let everyone else tire themselves out and then she jumped in. She conserved her energy like a CHAMP. Whoever trained her trained her WELL. She has the ring presence of a veteran. Just my opinion but you know, my opinion is always right. Anyway, when she threw out of the ring and won I MARKED SO HARD Iasdf171717
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Operator: 911, what's your emergency?
Caller: (Frantic) I n-need… I need an ambulance. Oh my god…
Operator: We’re going to get help out to you. Honey, I need you to tell me where you are…
Caller: I… I’m at the show at the . And--
Operator: Honey, that show ended around 11pm.
Caller: I-I know… I, uhhh… I stayed late to hang out with one of the wrestlers with my friend. … and I came outside for a smoke and… oh god, it’s so bad.
Operator: Calm down, honey. Take some deep breaths for me.
Caller: (Woman retching in the background)
Operator: Ma’am, are you still there?
Caller: (Coughing) Y-yeah.. Ma’am, I think there’s a dead body here. I came out to the alley to smoke and she’s just… it’s a woman. She’s folded up next to the dumpster.
Operator: Okay, I know that’s scary, honey but are you able to feel for a pulse?
Caller: (Silence)
Operator: Ma’am? Are you still there?
Caller: Y-yeah… (long silence) Yeah… its just that… there’s SO much blood.
Operator: Is this someone that you recognize?
Caller: I don’t know her… I don’t know… I can’t tell… her face is so… oh my god…
Operator: We have an ambulance about five minutes from you, sweetie. Stay on the line with me ok?
Caller: I will… I will. I think it’s… this girl who was on the show… Poe Sauer. But she’s… Oh thank god, I can hear the sirens!
Operator: Stay on the line wit me until the EMT reaches you.
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Operator: Ma’am?
Operator: Ma’am, are you still there?
Operator: Ma’am?
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POSTED BY u/TheSmelliestButthole ON 3/7/19 AT 8:31 AM EST
Okay, unpopular opinion time but I actually really love Poe Sauer. I know there’s only that match against Leela to go off of but man, there’s something about those creepy ass chicks. And she’s got major hands! You guys can’t tell me she didn’t throw bombs at Leela. I’d seriously like to see her be one of the two left on Blitz 11.
I’m waiting for the hate to pour in LOL
POSTED BY u/ThatOneGuyNameJuan ON 3/7/19 AT 9:42 AM EST
Yeah, bro. You’re gonna get shit on for this take. In before the shitposting.
POSTED BY u/Trafalgaladen ON 3/7/19 AT 11:18 AM EST
I actually agree with you, dude. She showed up and showed out against everyone’s favorite wrestler. She might have lost but I was really into what she was doing up until then. Who do you wanna see her win with?
POSTED BY u/TheSmelliestButthole ON 3/7/19 AT 11:21 AM EST
I don’t know, man. I’m having a hard time choosing. I’m not going to lie though, part of me wants to see her win with Fallon. What a crack pairing. She’s all doom and gloom and Fallon is… a carebear.
OOT but I think not naming one of her finishers The Carebear Stare was a missed opportunity by Fallon.
POSTED BY u/ridley0202 ON 3/7/19 AT 11:22 AM EST
You guys are dumb as fuckkkkkkkkkk. Poe sucks. Leela sucks. Fallon sucks. Valor sucks.
POSTED BY u/Trafalgaladen ON 3/7/19 AT 11:24 AM EST
BIG MOOD. I didn’t even know I NEEDED a Poe/Fallon tag team in my life until you said that.
POSTED BY u/ThatOneGuyNameJuan ON 3/7/19 AT 12:17 PM EST
What even makes you guys think she won’t go out in the first five minutes? You know NOTHING ABOUT HER.
POSTED BY u/Moppy4President ON 3/7/19 AT 12:22 PM EST
Yoooooo actually, I found this whole Youtube channel that had a couple videos on it of Poe. One was a wrestling match and one was this weird ass 911 call that I think was some weird German companies weird ass promotion for a match. Actually, there were two or three matches but I only got to watch one. When I refreshed it the channel was just gone. Weird af.
POSTED BY u/TheSmelliestButthole ON 3/8/19 AT 2:27 AM EST
I SAW THAT TOO. Shit, I thought I was imagining things but the channel had some weird German name. I guess that’s where she’s from? Anyway, she was damn good in those matches. I got to watch two and a couple days later I came back to watch the others that were posted and the whole thing was gone. I think it’s the whole weirdness around all that that makes me love her so much. That and I’m just a sucker for creepy gawth babes. She knows her way around the ring like somebody who’s been wrestling for yearsssss. I tried to watch the videos with subtitles on so I could understand what the ring announcers were saying but it came out all choppy from the German translation. But I guess she’s been wrestling since she was 16 or 17 over in Germany and shit. Seemed like she was more popular over there than she is over here because she came out to huge cheers. She was way less dark, dark like my soul in those videos though. Blonde-ish. It was weird because I’m digging this vibe.
POSTED BY u/Moppy4President ON 3/8/19 AT 11:07 AM EST
You know what I’m talking about! But there were only three videos on the channel I found and the weird call hype thing. My roommate speaks a little German so he translated some of it for me. They were saying she’s the only wrestler at the time using the Venus Flytrap. I want to see her use that submission sooooo bad. I’ve heard of it but I’ve never seen it.
POSTED BY u/Trafalgaladen ON 3/8/19 AT 12:48 PM EST
Damn, this thread popped off without me. I want to see one of these matches SO BAD. It’s weird that it just disappeared like that. Is the venus flytrap that one submission that has no counter?
POSTED BY u/TheSmelliestButthole ON 3/8/19 AT 12:59 AM EST
YES!!! It’s unbreakable, doesn’t have a counter… I got to see her use it in one of the matches I watched. It was so quick… I get why they call it that. I don’t get why everyone hates on her so much. Like is it just because she’s new? Because if they think that just because she’s new means she sucks… I’ve got some bad news for them. The Poe in those matches from in German that I watched? They were FIRE. THAT Poe could have beaten Leela Watts ez af. I don’t get why it seemed like she was operating at half capacity. I hope she brings it 100% at this next show.
POSTED BY u/Moppy4President ON 3/8/19 AT 1:07 PM EST
Same, bro. Same. I’m still 100% here for a Poe and Fallon tag team. I would fuckin’ die, bro. We gotta think of names for them lol
POSTED BY USER u/BestForBusiness ON 3/10/19 AT 3:53 AM
She reminds me of a shark. Like a sexy af shark.
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