Post by silentpartner on Oct 6, 2019 9:30:31 GMT -5
Saturday, October 19th, 2019
From Pacific Coliseum, Vancouver, Canada
The scene opens inside the Flipping The Script production truck where Laurence and Kenneth Othello sit in fancy office chairs with their fingers hovering over a large red button. As if noticing the cameras were there for the first time, the two men gives signs of greeting by saluting at the lens.
LAURENCE OTHELLO: Welcome everyone to another episode of Flipping The Script! I am Laurence Othello...
KENNETH OTHELLO: And I am Kenneth Othello, and together we are...
TOGETHER: THE OTHELLO BROTHERS!
LO: Tonight begins our last stop before 7 Pillars which will be streaming live on Battleground Network on November 3rd from Madison Square Garden in New York, New York!
KO: Coming to the Big Apple, baby!
LO: That's right, and several our match ups tonight and on tomorrow night's Blitz will center around the upcoming PPV!
KO: First up, we got Katya Djudrjevic, the #1 Entrant in the 7 Pillars Gauntlet Match for the UnYielding Championship going head to head with a more sinister Rex Rumble!
LO: Not sure how I feel about that considering his brutal match with Kaven Drell last show where he was put through a flaming table. I mean...he was burned pretty bad.
KO: Yeah, but he also seems to have finally dropped the good guy routine in favor of the Let It Burn Movement, and from what I understand he actually requested this match with Katya due to her dealing with its founders.
LO: That's why I'm not so keen on it. Rex has obviously been through a traumatic experience, not to mention I question his stability before that. Could he be looking to take Katya out for Drell & Rizzo? Is this some sort of gang initiation?
KO: Oh come on, Laur! They aren't a gang. They just want to strip away the status quo and get everyone to see that the only person you can really depend on is yourself.
LO: Well, I can tell you this, Katya will be in for one heck of a fight by the time we get around to it.
KO: Speaking of a fight, Zombie Vice Squad is in the house and they are probably looking for one considering all that went down in last show's Main Event.
LO: Siberia Zombie appeared during Lady Munin's match with her tag partner Kowloon, and those two ladies couldn't stay away from one another.
KO: It ultimately resulted in a Double Count Out, and Zachariah Krahe came out to make it a full on party.
LO: Tonight Kowloon & Siberia are in action taking on the French Mime Assassins, but one has to wonder if Siberia's mind will be focused on this match or her issues with Munin?
KO: Well they'll get to settle those at 7 Pillars, cause I have it on good authority they are set to go one on one!
LO: That should be one hell of a match, but we'll just have to see if either woman makes it there as Munin will be on Where There's Stokes, There's Fire tomorrow night on Blitz and usually that means that The Zombie Clan will be close at hand.
KO: Well before we get too far in the speculation station, let's turn our attention to the returning Leela Watts and the newcomer Gia Van Zant!
LO: One is a total sweetheart fan darling that has found herself being pushed into the middle of our Apex Title picture thanks to Chris Callum despite having said last Blitz that she won't be involved.
KO: Likely story. And what about her and Kaven Drell? I thought she was dating Danny!
LO: I got the clear distinction that she's involved with both men?
KO: What? Like the Mormons?
LO: I don't presume to judge...
KO: Lucky bastards. Maybe they have room for a third...
LO: I think the only thing Leela Watts has room for tonight is Gia Van Zant, who has put the bad mouth on her and the entire roster as of late.
KO: That's a woman who doesn't have a problem in telling it like it is.
LO: I don't know if I'd go that far, but she has been very candid with her opinion of Valor Pro's talent pool.
KO: I guess tonight we'll find out if she can put her money where her mouth is. A win here would solidify it, and a loss could force some of those words down her throat. Exciting stuff!
LO: Equally exciting is our Main Event!
KO: Damn right! My boy Cross Recoba got stuck with that freakshow in the Main Event of Blitz#23, and now he's going to get the chance to teach her the price for holding him back.
LO: Uh....he ate the pin in that match, Ken.
KO: Exactly, and where was Fukushima? Hanging around outside like a deadbeat.
LO: Pretty sure that's not how that happened, but tonight she'll get the chance to get some measure of revenge against Recoba who shoved her into the steel guard rail after their loss.
KO: Whatever. I'll believe it when I see it.
LO: You know..I've been meaning to address this, but I think you're affections for Cross Recoba may be a problem.
KO: What the hell are you talking about? heh--heh--I don't have affections for Cross.
LO: So we're on a first name basis, are we?
KO: SHUT UP, LAUR, AND START THE DAMN SHOW!
Laurence Othello chuckles as he reaches over to push the big read button.
LAURENCE OTHELLO: Welcome everyone to another episode of Flipping The Script! I am Laurence Othello...
KENNETH OTHELLO: And I am Kenneth Othello, and together we are...
TOGETHER: THE OTHELLO BROTHERS!
LO: Tonight begins our last stop before 7 Pillars which will be streaming live on Battleground Network on November 3rd from Madison Square Garden in New York, New York!
KO: Coming to the Big Apple, baby!
LO: That's right, and several our match ups tonight and on tomorrow night's Blitz will center around the upcoming PPV!
KO: First up, we got Katya Djudrjevic, the #1 Entrant in the 7 Pillars Gauntlet Match for the UnYielding Championship going head to head with a more sinister Rex Rumble!
LO: Not sure how I feel about that considering his brutal match with Kaven Drell last show where he was put through a flaming table. I mean...he was burned pretty bad.
KO: Yeah, but he also seems to have finally dropped the good guy routine in favor of the Let It Burn Movement, and from what I understand he actually requested this match with Katya due to her dealing with its founders.
LO: That's why I'm not so keen on it. Rex has obviously been through a traumatic experience, not to mention I question his stability before that. Could he be looking to take Katya out for Drell & Rizzo? Is this some sort of gang initiation?
KO: Oh come on, Laur! They aren't a gang. They just want to strip away the status quo and get everyone to see that the only person you can really depend on is yourself.
LO: Well, I can tell you this, Katya will be in for one heck of a fight by the time we get around to it.
KO: Speaking of a fight, Zombie Vice Squad is in the house and they are probably looking for one considering all that went down in last show's Main Event.
LO: Siberia Zombie appeared during Lady Munin's match with her tag partner Kowloon, and those two ladies couldn't stay away from one another.
KO: It ultimately resulted in a Double Count Out, and Zachariah Krahe came out to make it a full on party.
LO: Tonight Kowloon & Siberia are in action taking on the French Mime Assassins, but one has to wonder if Siberia's mind will be focused on this match or her issues with Munin?
KO: Well they'll get to settle those at 7 Pillars, cause I have it on good authority they are set to go one on one!
LO: That should be one hell of a match, but we'll just have to see if either woman makes it there as Munin will be on Where There's Stokes, There's Fire tomorrow night on Blitz and usually that means that The Zombie Clan will be close at hand.
KO: Well before we get too far in the speculation station, let's turn our attention to the returning Leela Watts and the newcomer Gia Van Zant!
LO: One is a total sweetheart fan darling that has found herself being pushed into the middle of our Apex Title picture thanks to Chris Callum despite having said last Blitz that she won't be involved.
KO: Likely story. And what about her and Kaven Drell? I thought she was dating Danny!
LO: I got the clear distinction that she's involved with both men?
KO: What? Like the Mormons?
LO: I don't presume to judge...
KO: Lucky bastards. Maybe they have room for a third...
LO: I think the only thing Leela Watts has room for tonight is Gia Van Zant, who has put the bad mouth on her and the entire roster as of late.
KO: That's a woman who doesn't have a problem in telling it like it is.
LO: I don't know if I'd go that far, but she has been very candid with her opinion of Valor Pro's talent pool.
KO: I guess tonight we'll find out if she can put her money where her mouth is. A win here would solidify it, and a loss could force some of those words down her throat. Exciting stuff!
LO: Equally exciting is our Main Event!
KO: Damn right! My boy Cross Recoba got stuck with that freakshow in the Main Event of Blitz#23, and now he's going to get the chance to teach her the price for holding him back.
LO: Uh....he ate the pin in that match, Ken.
KO: Exactly, and where was Fukushima? Hanging around outside like a deadbeat.
LO: Pretty sure that's not how that happened, but tonight she'll get the chance to get some measure of revenge against Recoba who shoved her into the steel guard rail after their loss.
KO: Whatever. I'll believe it when I see it.
LO: You know..I've been meaning to address this, but I think you're affections for Cross Recoba may be a problem.
KO: What the hell are you talking about? heh--heh--I don't have affections for Cross.
LO: So we're on a first name basis, are we?
KO: SHUT UP, LAUR, AND START THE DAMN SHOW!
Laurence Othello chuckles as he reaches over to push the big read button.
LO: Our opening bout started with quite the bang...
KO: Damn right, it did! Katya was making her way out to the ring and playing up to these idiot fans when she got blasted from behind on the ramp by Rumble! It was great!
LO: How can you say that? This guy went from being strange to full on raging madman! No one deserves that treatment? And why? Because Kaven Drell has sent this guy tipping over the edge!
KO: Whatever, Laur! Rex Rumble has embraced the tenants of Let It Burn, and it has melted away all the crap that people like you and Krahe would try to tell him about loyalty and respect. It gets you nowhere in life...
LO: Well, it certainly got Katya Djurdjevic in a disadvantageous situation, because Rex didn't stop there...
KO: Hell no! He scooped her up and ran her all the way down the ramp to collide chest first with the ring apron..
LO: And then from there scoop slammed her right on the steel of the ramp. It was despicable!
KO: Are we going to just tell them about it, or are you going to show them?
Laurence pushes the button in disgust and the screen flips to the action as Rex Rumble yanks an already battered Katya up off the ramp and then shoots her into the ring. He slides in and the referee admonishes him, but the Unkempt Hero threatens the official before he finally turns and signals for the bell. Turning his attention back to Katya as she tries to pull herself up in the corner, he wades in with left jabs that catch her right under the eye. She falls back against the turnbuckles as he keeps dropping bombs, eventually shoving past him to try and escape. As she passes Rex takes both hands and rakes them down her back, causing Katya to hit her knees in shock and pain. He swings a well placed boot into her back before moving up to her head where he tries to grind her face into the mat with his heel. The fans are adamantly booing Rex when he turns away from Katya and roars defiance in their faces, but when he spins back around he's surprised by a High Standing Dropkick from a rising Straight Line Demon!
LO: Rex was put on the defensive from there, with Katya hitting him with two more Dropkicks and then shooting him off the ropes to nail him with a High Cross Body!
KO: She tried for a pin but only got a two count and from there got Rex to his feet only to give him the corner treatment with some shoot kicks.
LO: Katya sent him across to the other side with an Irish Whip, but Rex managed to reverse it...but when he followed her in she ran right up the turnbuckles to launch herself into a Moonsault for another two count.
KO: Rex seemed to be a little out of sorts after the pace quickened, but he was able to get the momentum back when Katya went to the top for a dive.
LO: Or so we thought, when this happened.
Katya Djurdjevic scrambles up the turnbuckles from the apron, but just as she reaches the top a sweaty Rex Rumble snaps off the canvas and falls into the ropes. Katya loses her footing and she falls crotch first to the top turnbuckle, and she's left hanging there precariously in open mouth anguish. Rex moves over and steps up to the second to join her, but when he tries to hook her around the head for an obvious Superplex, Djurdjevic begins driving right hands into his ribs. This causes Rex to back off a bit, and everyone 'Oooo's when Katya headbutts him right across the bridge of the nose to send him crashing down to the mat in front of her. She's back up on the top and signals to the crowd before diving off with her patented Thundering Skies Inverted 450 Splash only to find no one home. She hits the canvas with such an impact that she actually bounces off the mat and then falls through the ropes to the outside. Rex pulls himself up and then starts to climb the turnbuckles himself, and just when Katya gets to her feet and turns towards him he sails straight down into a Double Ax Handle smash that sends her back to the floor.
LO: It appeared that Rex was prepared to do whatever it takes as he repeated that same flight plan again to the same result.
KO: From there he tossed her back into the ring and it looked like it was all but over....Rumble was on his way to the top signaling to a hostile crowd that he was about to put the fan favorite away!
LO: But when he dove for his Rumbling Mountain Elbow Drop, Katya got her knee's up and he crashed painfully into them.
KO: That sort of spelled the end...
The screen flips again and Katya has worked her way back to her feet and the crowd is erupting with jubilation as she now has her war face on. Rumble reaches his feet and starts towards her but she catches him coming with a boot under the jaw while grabbing both his wrists and snapping down to the mat to nail him with a Deathblow! Rex looks completely out of it as Katya exits through the ropes to the apron and starts to climb to the top once again. This time, however, there aren't any hiccups, and she flies off with beautiful precision to nail Rex with Thundering Skies for the 1, 2, 3!
LO: And just like that, the new Rex Rumble was out...
KO: Yeah, and the fans went nuts, blah, blah, blah...
LO: What is your problem with Katya Djurdjevic? She won the match, fairly, and even after getting attacked from behind. Even after the match she tried to offer her hand to Rumble, but just like his new prophet he shoved her hand away!
KO: I don't know, man. I can't help but think about how successful Katya Djurdjevic could be if she had taken the same path as Rumble. I mean, Drell did offer it to her.
LO: Why would she do that? She's here to make it on her own and with her respect and ideals intact, and take a look, Ken...It's working, whether you like it or not.
KO: Yeah, well we'll see when Miss High and Mighty goes into 7 Pillars as the #1 Entrant and faces whoever loses our Main Event tonight...and if she gets far enough, she'll eventually have to come face to face with Kaven Drell, and I predict by then...she'll finally realize what the man has been preaching.
LO: Maybe so, but until then....I'm just glad she's kept her virtue intact. Lord knows we need some positive role models around this place...
KO: Damn right, it did! Katya was making her way out to the ring and playing up to these idiot fans when she got blasted from behind on the ramp by Rumble! It was great!
LO: How can you say that? This guy went from being strange to full on raging madman! No one deserves that treatment? And why? Because Kaven Drell has sent this guy tipping over the edge!
KO: Whatever, Laur! Rex Rumble has embraced the tenants of Let It Burn, and it has melted away all the crap that people like you and Krahe would try to tell him about loyalty and respect. It gets you nowhere in life...
LO: Well, it certainly got Katya Djurdjevic in a disadvantageous situation, because Rex didn't stop there...
KO: Hell no! He scooped her up and ran her all the way down the ramp to collide chest first with the ring apron..
LO: And then from there scoop slammed her right on the steel of the ramp. It was despicable!
KO: Are we going to just tell them about it, or are you going to show them?
Laurence pushes the button in disgust and the screen flips to the action as Rex Rumble yanks an already battered Katya up off the ramp and then shoots her into the ring. He slides in and the referee admonishes him, but the Unkempt Hero threatens the official before he finally turns and signals for the bell. Turning his attention back to Katya as she tries to pull herself up in the corner, he wades in with left jabs that catch her right under the eye. She falls back against the turnbuckles as he keeps dropping bombs, eventually shoving past him to try and escape. As she passes Rex takes both hands and rakes them down her back, causing Katya to hit her knees in shock and pain. He swings a well placed boot into her back before moving up to her head where he tries to grind her face into the mat with his heel. The fans are adamantly booing Rex when he turns away from Katya and roars defiance in their faces, but when he spins back around he's surprised by a High Standing Dropkick from a rising Straight Line Demon!
LO: Rex was put on the defensive from there, with Katya hitting him with two more Dropkicks and then shooting him off the ropes to nail him with a High Cross Body!
KO: She tried for a pin but only got a two count and from there got Rex to his feet only to give him the corner treatment with some shoot kicks.
LO: Katya sent him across to the other side with an Irish Whip, but Rex managed to reverse it...but when he followed her in she ran right up the turnbuckles to launch herself into a Moonsault for another two count.
KO: Rex seemed to be a little out of sorts after the pace quickened, but he was able to get the momentum back when Katya went to the top for a dive.
LO: Or so we thought, when this happened.
Katya Djurdjevic scrambles up the turnbuckles from the apron, but just as she reaches the top a sweaty Rex Rumble snaps off the canvas and falls into the ropes. Katya loses her footing and she falls crotch first to the top turnbuckle, and she's left hanging there precariously in open mouth anguish. Rex moves over and steps up to the second to join her, but when he tries to hook her around the head for an obvious Superplex, Djurdjevic begins driving right hands into his ribs. This causes Rex to back off a bit, and everyone 'Oooo's when Katya headbutts him right across the bridge of the nose to send him crashing down to the mat in front of her. She's back up on the top and signals to the crowd before diving off with her patented Thundering Skies Inverted 450 Splash only to find no one home. She hits the canvas with such an impact that she actually bounces off the mat and then falls through the ropes to the outside. Rex pulls himself up and then starts to climb the turnbuckles himself, and just when Katya gets to her feet and turns towards him he sails straight down into a Double Ax Handle smash that sends her back to the floor.
LO: It appeared that Rex was prepared to do whatever it takes as he repeated that same flight plan again to the same result.
KO: From there he tossed her back into the ring and it looked like it was all but over....Rumble was on his way to the top signaling to a hostile crowd that he was about to put the fan favorite away!
LO: But when he dove for his Rumbling Mountain Elbow Drop, Katya got her knee's up and he crashed painfully into them.
KO: That sort of spelled the end...
The screen flips again and Katya has worked her way back to her feet and the crowd is erupting with jubilation as she now has her war face on. Rumble reaches his feet and starts towards her but she catches him coming with a boot under the jaw while grabbing both his wrists and snapping down to the mat to nail him with a Deathblow! Rex looks completely out of it as Katya exits through the ropes to the apron and starts to climb to the top once again. This time, however, there aren't any hiccups, and she flies off with beautiful precision to nail Rex with Thundering Skies for the 1, 2, 3!
LO: And just like that, the new Rex Rumble was out...
KO: Yeah, and the fans went nuts, blah, blah, blah...
LO: What is your problem with Katya Djurdjevic? She won the match, fairly, and even after getting attacked from behind. Even after the match she tried to offer her hand to Rumble, but just like his new prophet he shoved her hand away!
KO: I don't know, man. I can't help but think about how successful Katya Djurdjevic could be if she had taken the same path as Rumble. I mean, Drell did offer it to her.
LO: Why would she do that? She's here to make it on her own and with her respect and ideals intact, and take a look, Ken...It's working, whether you like it or not.
KO: Yeah, well we'll see when Miss High and Mighty goes into 7 Pillars as the #1 Entrant and faces whoever loses our Main Event tonight...and if she gets far enough, she'll eventually have to come face to face with Kaven Drell, and I predict by then...she'll finally realize what the man has been preaching.
LO: Maybe so, but until then....I'm just glad she's kept her virtue intact. Lord knows we need some positive role models around this place...
Winner via Pinfall: KATYA DJURDJEVIC
LO: Our next match proved to be rather one sided, as Zombie Vice Squad seemed more vicious than usual...
KO: Yeah, especially Siberia. You could sort of tell that she still had this whole situation with Munin on her mind and unfortunately it was the Mimes standing in her way.
LO: That isn't to say that the Mimes didn't get in their licks, especially in the early goings when they were able to single out the big man, Kowloon.
KO: There was some attempted chain wrestling at the start, but Kowloon proved to be just to big for anyone to really do anything with so the Mime's quickly resorted to double team tactics.
LO: Quite effectively I might add, but why don't we show you...
Laurence pushes the button and the screen flips to the action as Comme Ci bounces Kowloon's skull off the waiting boot of Comme Ca over in their corner. The Mimes quickly tag and Comme Ci snap mares Kowloon out of the corner in front of her into a seated position, and as she takes off for the ropes in front of the man, Comme Ca vaults over the ropes from the apron to land on the second turnbuckle. Just as Comme Ci charges back in to go for a Basement Dropkick to the face, Comme Ca comes off the second with a Missle Dropkick to the back of the man's head. Kowloon looks absolutely punch drunk as Comme Ci exits the ring so that Comme Ca can go to work with stomps down into his skull. Comme Ca pulls Kowloon up to his feet and pushes him into the ropes while reaching out and tagging her partner once again. Comme Ci enters the ring to join her and both ladies whip Kowloon to the opposite side and catch him with Double Leaping Back Elbows. Kowloon crashes to the mat and the Mimes kip up only to leap up and drop Dualing Elbow Drops down into the man's chest. Comme Ci goes for a cover as Comme Ca makes a hasty retreat but the big man kicks out before the three.
LO: The Assassins continued working Kowloon over for a bit long, but when Comme Ca made the tag to Comme Ci and they tried that Double Back Elbow for a second time, the Zombie managed to duck under it...
KO: yeah, and when they turned back around they ate a Double Clothesline from the big man!
LO: That's when Kowloon made the much needed tag to Siberia, and she came in with fury in her eyes.
The screen flips back as Siberia thunders into the ring catching Comme Ca with multiple punches, palm thrusts, and kicks that drive the Mime back into the corner. Comme Ci comes rushing in at her from behind, but almost as if she had a sixth sense she side stepped her and directed her to crash into her own partner. With both ladies trapped in the corner she opens up with repeated Shoot Kicks to the chest that have them lifted off the ground, and when she finally comes to a stop she Leaps into a Spinning Roundhouse Kick to one that knocks her loose and to the mat, and then repeats the move for the other. Both Mimes try to escape but Siberia manages to grab Comme Ca by the tights and pulls her up into a Full Nelson, and then snaps her backwards for a Dragon Suplex. Comme Ci, the actual legal Mime, rushes in to try and take Siberia unaware, but the woman pivots into her and catches her coming in for a Release Belly To Belly that sends her flying halfway across the ring.
LO: At this point Kowloon was recovered and entered the fray, grabbing hold of the Mime that had just got thrown and gorilla pressed her up over his head!
KO: Great strength exhibited by Kowloon who simply tossed the Mime out of the ring to crash and burn on the steel ramp!
LO: By that time the referee had already jumped on Kowloon and he agreed to get out of the ring as Siberia took Comme Ca and set her up on her knees before driving Shoot Kicks into her chest which set her rocking back and forth like a Sea Buoy!
The screen flips back to Siberia knocking the snot out of the Mime until finally dropping back a step and then swinging her far foot around into a Roundhouse Kick that takes her head off. Comme Ci's eyes roll into the back of her head a she falls forwards to the canvas, and Siberia wast little time getting her back up, almost dead weight, and then hooks her up into a Gory Special. The Mime cries out in pain, and just when Siberia feels she might tap out she transitions the hold into the Gory Bomb that drives Comme Ci's skull into the canvas. Siberia quickly floats over and hooks the leg and nods along with the decisive three count before thrusting back up to her feet to stand over the woman dominantly.
LO: Aibidzi Calling put the kabash on The French Mime Assassins, and even Kowloon looked a little concerned as Siberia remained hovering over Comme Ci.
KO: Yeah, I thought we might get some post match beatings, but alas, Siberia finally joined her partner to celebrate.
LO: I'm pretty sure the message was clear, though. That wasn't really Comme Ci. That was Lady Munin.
KO: Man, I can't wait for those two to go toe to toe, cause I'm telling you, Laur....There will be blood.
LO: I don't doubt it, but before we do that...why don't we get a word from our sponsors.
KO: Yeah, especially Siberia. You could sort of tell that she still had this whole situation with Munin on her mind and unfortunately it was the Mimes standing in her way.
LO: That isn't to say that the Mimes didn't get in their licks, especially in the early goings when they were able to single out the big man, Kowloon.
KO: There was some attempted chain wrestling at the start, but Kowloon proved to be just to big for anyone to really do anything with so the Mime's quickly resorted to double team tactics.
LO: Quite effectively I might add, but why don't we show you...
Laurence pushes the button and the screen flips to the action as Comme Ci bounces Kowloon's skull off the waiting boot of Comme Ca over in their corner. The Mimes quickly tag and Comme Ci snap mares Kowloon out of the corner in front of her into a seated position, and as she takes off for the ropes in front of the man, Comme Ca vaults over the ropes from the apron to land on the second turnbuckle. Just as Comme Ci charges back in to go for a Basement Dropkick to the face, Comme Ca comes off the second with a Missle Dropkick to the back of the man's head. Kowloon looks absolutely punch drunk as Comme Ci exits the ring so that Comme Ca can go to work with stomps down into his skull. Comme Ca pulls Kowloon up to his feet and pushes him into the ropes while reaching out and tagging her partner once again. Comme Ci enters the ring to join her and both ladies whip Kowloon to the opposite side and catch him with Double Leaping Back Elbows. Kowloon crashes to the mat and the Mimes kip up only to leap up and drop Dualing Elbow Drops down into the man's chest. Comme Ci goes for a cover as Comme Ca makes a hasty retreat but the big man kicks out before the three.
LO: The Assassins continued working Kowloon over for a bit long, but when Comme Ca made the tag to Comme Ci and they tried that Double Back Elbow for a second time, the Zombie managed to duck under it...
KO: yeah, and when they turned back around they ate a Double Clothesline from the big man!
LO: That's when Kowloon made the much needed tag to Siberia, and she came in with fury in her eyes.
The screen flips back as Siberia thunders into the ring catching Comme Ca with multiple punches, palm thrusts, and kicks that drive the Mime back into the corner. Comme Ci comes rushing in at her from behind, but almost as if she had a sixth sense she side stepped her and directed her to crash into her own partner. With both ladies trapped in the corner she opens up with repeated Shoot Kicks to the chest that have them lifted off the ground, and when she finally comes to a stop she Leaps into a Spinning Roundhouse Kick to one that knocks her loose and to the mat, and then repeats the move for the other. Both Mimes try to escape but Siberia manages to grab Comme Ca by the tights and pulls her up into a Full Nelson, and then snaps her backwards for a Dragon Suplex. Comme Ci, the actual legal Mime, rushes in to try and take Siberia unaware, but the woman pivots into her and catches her coming in for a Release Belly To Belly that sends her flying halfway across the ring.
LO: At this point Kowloon was recovered and entered the fray, grabbing hold of the Mime that had just got thrown and gorilla pressed her up over his head!
KO: Great strength exhibited by Kowloon who simply tossed the Mime out of the ring to crash and burn on the steel ramp!
LO: By that time the referee had already jumped on Kowloon and he agreed to get out of the ring as Siberia took Comme Ca and set her up on her knees before driving Shoot Kicks into her chest which set her rocking back and forth like a Sea Buoy!
The screen flips back to Siberia knocking the snot out of the Mime until finally dropping back a step and then swinging her far foot around into a Roundhouse Kick that takes her head off. Comme Ci's eyes roll into the back of her head a she falls forwards to the canvas, and Siberia wast little time getting her back up, almost dead weight, and then hooks her up into a Gory Special. The Mime cries out in pain, and just when Siberia feels she might tap out she transitions the hold into the Gory Bomb that drives Comme Ci's skull into the canvas. Siberia quickly floats over and hooks the leg and nods along with the decisive three count before thrusting back up to her feet to stand over the woman dominantly.
LO: Aibidzi Calling put the kabash on The French Mime Assassins, and even Kowloon looked a little concerned as Siberia remained hovering over Comme Ci.
KO: Yeah, I thought we might get some post match beatings, but alas, Siberia finally joined her partner to celebrate.
LO: I'm pretty sure the message was clear, though. That wasn't really Comme Ci. That was Lady Munin.
KO: Man, I can't wait for those two to go toe to toe, cause I'm telling you, Laur....There will be blood.
LO: I don't doubt it, but before we do that...why don't we get a word from our sponsors.
Winners via Pinfall: ZOMBIE VICE SQUAD
The roll of electronic drum tones mingles with quick shots of some drum sticks (Akoo Stiks) drumming in time to the drum tones in mid air on absolutely nothing!
Wide-out to a bunch of bright-smiling kids exuberantly playing their Akoo Stiks on a playground while hip drums sound out. They quickly strike a pose together, raise their Akoo Stiks in the air and shout in unison:
KIDS: AKOO STIKS!
The drums are popping! Cut to kids dancing and be-bopping down the street air drumming with their Akoo Stiks as the beat turns funky hip-hop.
ANNOUNCER: That's right, Akoo Stiks! The number 1 selling product for acoustic enthusiasts in the United Arab Emirates is BACK for a limited time only and costing a bargain-basement $59.95!
Cut to an entire family air drumming in their living room, all smiles, with their Akoo Stiks. Together they salute each other, holding their Akoo Stiks up like wine glasses!
FAMILY IN UNISON: AKOO STIKS!
ANNOUNCER: That's right, Akoo Stiks are fun for the whole family!
The family keeps dancing up a storm as they drum on objects in the home while the drum beat turns more rock and roll, thankfully drowning out the obnoxious clanging and dinging of the drum sticks rattling off brass lamps and glass tabletops.
DAD: Looking good, kids!
KIDS: Thanks, Dad!
The dad and his wife share a knowing smile and perform a drum roll in mid air together with their Akoo Stiks!
ANNOUNCER: Akoo Stiks are great for all ages, and guaranteed to ROCK right out of the BOX with no assembly required!
Shot of a kid looking glumly at his crappy opened birthday presents that kids are struggling to assemble in the background. Not liking his prospects he opens another birthday present. His eyes light up as he pulls out a set of Akoo Stiks!
KID: AKOO STIKS!
The other kids look up from their painstaking, stressful and rapidly failing toy assembly to see the guest of honor holding up his Akoo Stiks. The other kids' eyes light up. The parents of the giddy child smile with renewed satisfaction at their choice of presents.
ANNOUNCER: Akoo Stiks are great for travel and for home. You can play them anywhere!
Shot of kids rocking out with their Akoo Stiks in front of a chromakey image of famous Roman architecture!
ANNOUNCER: And now, for even more fun...
Cut to a kid rocking out with his Akoo Stiks on a 12-piece drum kit with the Akoo Stik logo on the kick drum!
ANNOUNCER: ...couple your Akoo Stiks with a patented Akoo Stik drumkit for added Akoo Stik fun!
The kid is really hitting that snare, then looks up to the camera with wide-excited eyes and gasps,
KIDS: AKOO STIKS!
Fade to still of some Akoo Sticks with the price tag still attached and a phone number to order from as a gift or personal purchase.
ANNOUNCER: Actual drum skill may be required to use Akoo Stiks proficiently. Akoo Stik Drum Kit sold separately, some assembly required. Please Akoo Stik responsibly!
Wide-out to a bunch of bright-smiling kids exuberantly playing their Akoo Stiks on a playground while hip drums sound out. They quickly strike a pose together, raise their Akoo Stiks in the air and shout in unison:
KIDS: AKOO STIKS!
The drums are popping! Cut to kids dancing and be-bopping down the street air drumming with their Akoo Stiks as the beat turns funky hip-hop.
ANNOUNCER: That's right, Akoo Stiks! The number 1 selling product for acoustic enthusiasts in the United Arab Emirates is BACK for a limited time only and costing a bargain-basement $59.95!
Cut to an entire family air drumming in their living room, all smiles, with their Akoo Stiks. Together they salute each other, holding their Akoo Stiks up like wine glasses!
FAMILY IN UNISON: AKOO STIKS!
ANNOUNCER: That's right, Akoo Stiks are fun for the whole family!
The family keeps dancing up a storm as they drum on objects in the home while the drum beat turns more rock and roll, thankfully drowning out the obnoxious clanging and dinging of the drum sticks rattling off brass lamps and glass tabletops.
DAD: Looking good, kids!
KIDS: Thanks, Dad!
The dad and his wife share a knowing smile and perform a drum roll in mid air together with their Akoo Stiks!
ANNOUNCER: Akoo Stiks are great for all ages, and guaranteed to ROCK right out of the BOX with no assembly required!
Shot of a kid looking glumly at his crappy opened birthday presents that kids are struggling to assemble in the background. Not liking his prospects he opens another birthday present. His eyes light up as he pulls out a set of Akoo Stiks!
KID: AKOO STIKS!
The other kids look up from their painstaking, stressful and rapidly failing toy assembly to see the guest of honor holding up his Akoo Stiks. The other kids' eyes light up. The parents of the giddy child smile with renewed satisfaction at their choice of presents.
ANNOUNCER: Akoo Stiks are great for travel and for home. You can play them anywhere!
Shot of kids rocking out with their Akoo Stiks in front of a chromakey image of famous Roman architecture!
ANNOUNCER: And now, for even more fun...
Cut to a kid rocking out with his Akoo Stiks on a 12-piece drum kit with the Akoo Stik logo on the kick drum!
ANNOUNCER: ...couple your Akoo Stiks with a patented Akoo Stik drumkit for added Akoo Stik fun!
The kid is really hitting that snare, then looks up to the camera with wide-excited eyes and gasps,
KIDS: AKOO STIKS!
Fade to still of some Akoo Sticks with the price tag still attached and a phone number to order from as a gift or personal purchase.
ANNOUNCER: Actual drum skill may be required to use Akoo Stiks proficiently. Akoo Stik Drum Kit sold separately, some assembly required. Please Akoo Stik responsibly!
LO: Gia Van Zant and Leela Watts both walked away from the last FTS with impressive victories in their respective matches, but this show they'll be going head to head. How important do you believe a victory here will be?
KO: Pretty damn big, Laur. I mean, Gia just debuted with VPW and Leela is returning in large fashion. I mean, she's not only paired up with two of the most dangerous guys on the roster, but also has been brought up in the Apex Title picture with Danny Rizzo and Chris Callum.
LO: So which one of them needs this victory more?
KO: I predict that it's the woman who walked away victorious.
LO: Deep thinking, Ken...anyways, this match started off with a heavy Knee Lift by Gia to cut Leela off from the lock up. She didn't seem to much care for the usual wrestling approach, as she proceeded to beat the woman down with several clubbing blows and followed up with stomps.
KO: No doubt...Gia is a bad woman, man. She threw Leela off her game when she just tossed her outside through the ropes to smack off the floor.
LO: The referee didn't seem to appreciate the attitude but there wasn't much he could do as Gia went to the outside to do more damage to Watts...
Laurence pushes the button and the screen flips just in time to see Gia landing on the floor beside a rising Leela. She gets a fistful of golden hair before running her face first towards the steel steps. Leela bounces off of them, expression full of pain, as she stumbles away and clutches at her nose. Gia just laughs as her cohort, Helena Modani, cheers her own. Van Zant comes in from behind Leela near the announcers table and gets another handful of Leela's hair to ram her face first right in front of The Othello's. They jump out of the way in surprise as she leads Leela back over to the ring and then tosses her back inside. Leaping up onto the apron she jaws with some fans in the front row before swinging back into the ring, and she drops a knee right into the back of Leela's skull as she tries to regain her feet, driving her face first into the mat. Gia rolls her over for a cover, but only manages to get a two count for her troubles.
LO: Gia continued to work Leela over for awhile, keeping her grounded with a few submission holds but mostly just maul like tactics.
KO: Yeah, I mean, I was pretty certain that Van Zant had Leela Baby's number...that is until she missed that Falling Front Elbow Drop from the top..
LO: That did seem to shift the momentum, because as Zant grabbed for her injured right elbow...Leela zeroed in with a precision High Standing Dropkick right into the limb!
The screen flips back as Gia slams into the turnbuckles behind her after the Dropkick, and Leela comes back up only to rush the woman in the corner with a Big Splash. Gia is crushed against the corner and Leela steps up to the second, pushing the woman's head back as she rocks rights down into her skull. The fans go completely bananas and count along with her all the way up to ten, and when Leela drops back down to the canvas she back peddles with her hands up in the air as Van Zant stumbles out and then face bumps to the canvas. Leela moves in for a cover but it is easily kicked out of, and Leela decides to take to the skies to put her opponent away. Perched in that same corner, Watts signals to the crowd as Gia gets back to her feet, and just when she turns towards the popular Superstar, Leela delivers a High Cross Body that crushes her back down to the canvas. A hook of the leg by Leela see's a two and a half count, and she nods her head excitedly, feeling the capacity crowds energy as she heads to the top a second time...
LO: Just as Leela made it up the turnbuckles, Gia surprised everyone by popping up and diving for the top rope...
KO: This of course knocked Leela off balance and she fell crotch first down to the top turnbuckle. Ouch.
LO: Ouch, indeed, as Gia teed off on the woman with several forearm smashes before joining her on the second, and the performing a Superplex...
KO: Well...she tried, right. Leela was able to hook herself by winding her legs through the ropes, and prevented Van Zant from actually taking her over...
The screen flips back to Gia Van Zant trying her damnedest to get Leela up and over but to no avail. Finally she abandons the front face lock and rears back for some more Forearm Smashes, but Leela surprises her out of nowhere with a Head Butt right across the bridge of her nose. Gia looks stunned as she grabs for the ropes to stay upright, but Leela gives her a shove and she falls backwards to crash against the mat. Leela lets the crowd support get her to her feet and they are at a fever pitch by the time she takes to the skies for a High Vaulting Frog Splash. When she lands the camera can actually pick up the audible response from Gia as the air escapes her body, and a hook of the leg see's Leela pick up the 1, 2, 3!
LO: That Frog Splash is already apart of Leela's arsenal but she might want to consider making it her primary finisher...
KO: No doubt about it. She got some major hang time off of that!
LO: What's interesting; Leela was celebrating while Gia was being helped out of the ring by her manager, and I'm telling you now...if looks could kill, Helena Modani was throwing daggers.
KO: Might see a rematch in the future of these two ladies, and I won't lie....I'd be cool with it.
LO: Indeed. Well folks, let's go backstage to pick up some comments made earlier in the evening by The Fury, Tommy Crimson!
KO: Pretty damn big, Laur. I mean, Gia just debuted with VPW and Leela is returning in large fashion. I mean, she's not only paired up with two of the most dangerous guys on the roster, but also has been brought up in the Apex Title picture with Danny Rizzo and Chris Callum.
LO: So which one of them needs this victory more?
KO: I predict that it's the woman who walked away victorious.
LO: Deep thinking, Ken...anyways, this match started off with a heavy Knee Lift by Gia to cut Leela off from the lock up. She didn't seem to much care for the usual wrestling approach, as she proceeded to beat the woman down with several clubbing blows and followed up with stomps.
KO: No doubt...Gia is a bad woman, man. She threw Leela off her game when she just tossed her outside through the ropes to smack off the floor.
LO: The referee didn't seem to appreciate the attitude but there wasn't much he could do as Gia went to the outside to do more damage to Watts...
Laurence pushes the button and the screen flips just in time to see Gia landing on the floor beside a rising Leela. She gets a fistful of golden hair before running her face first towards the steel steps. Leela bounces off of them, expression full of pain, as she stumbles away and clutches at her nose. Gia just laughs as her cohort, Helena Modani, cheers her own. Van Zant comes in from behind Leela near the announcers table and gets another handful of Leela's hair to ram her face first right in front of The Othello's. They jump out of the way in surprise as she leads Leela back over to the ring and then tosses her back inside. Leaping up onto the apron she jaws with some fans in the front row before swinging back into the ring, and she drops a knee right into the back of Leela's skull as she tries to regain her feet, driving her face first into the mat. Gia rolls her over for a cover, but only manages to get a two count for her troubles.
LO: Gia continued to work Leela over for awhile, keeping her grounded with a few submission holds but mostly just maul like tactics.
KO: Yeah, I mean, I was pretty certain that Van Zant had Leela Baby's number...that is until she missed that Falling Front Elbow Drop from the top..
LO: That did seem to shift the momentum, because as Zant grabbed for her injured right elbow...Leela zeroed in with a precision High Standing Dropkick right into the limb!
The screen flips back as Gia slams into the turnbuckles behind her after the Dropkick, and Leela comes back up only to rush the woman in the corner with a Big Splash. Gia is crushed against the corner and Leela steps up to the second, pushing the woman's head back as she rocks rights down into her skull. The fans go completely bananas and count along with her all the way up to ten, and when Leela drops back down to the canvas she back peddles with her hands up in the air as Van Zant stumbles out and then face bumps to the canvas. Leela moves in for a cover but it is easily kicked out of, and Leela decides to take to the skies to put her opponent away. Perched in that same corner, Watts signals to the crowd as Gia gets back to her feet, and just when she turns towards the popular Superstar, Leela delivers a High Cross Body that crushes her back down to the canvas. A hook of the leg by Leela see's a two and a half count, and she nods her head excitedly, feeling the capacity crowds energy as she heads to the top a second time...
LO: Just as Leela made it up the turnbuckles, Gia surprised everyone by popping up and diving for the top rope...
KO: This of course knocked Leela off balance and she fell crotch first down to the top turnbuckle. Ouch.
LO: Ouch, indeed, as Gia teed off on the woman with several forearm smashes before joining her on the second, and the performing a Superplex...
KO: Well...she tried, right. Leela was able to hook herself by winding her legs through the ropes, and prevented Van Zant from actually taking her over...
The screen flips back to Gia Van Zant trying her damnedest to get Leela up and over but to no avail. Finally she abandons the front face lock and rears back for some more Forearm Smashes, but Leela surprises her out of nowhere with a Head Butt right across the bridge of her nose. Gia looks stunned as she grabs for the ropes to stay upright, but Leela gives her a shove and she falls backwards to crash against the mat. Leela lets the crowd support get her to her feet and they are at a fever pitch by the time she takes to the skies for a High Vaulting Frog Splash. When she lands the camera can actually pick up the audible response from Gia as the air escapes her body, and a hook of the leg see's Leela pick up the 1, 2, 3!
LO: That Frog Splash is already apart of Leela's arsenal but she might want to consider making it her primary finisher...
KO: No doubt about it. She got some major hang time off of that!
LO: What's interesting; Leela was celebrating while Gia was being helped out of the ring by her manager, and I'm telling you now...if looks could kill, Helena Modani was throwing daggers.
KO: Might see a rematch in the future of these two ladies, and I won't lie....I'd be cool with it.
LO: Indeed. Well folks, let's go backstage to pick up some comments made earlier in the evening by The Fury, Tommy Crimson!
Winner via Pinfall: LEELA WATTS
The camera’s cut backstage to reveal Burlingame holding a mic.
EMILY BURLINGAME: Thank you, Ken and Laurence. I am backstage here with Crimson, who is not booked tonight. So Tommy, tomorrow night on Blitz, you will have your biggest match to date in the company… Do you believe that you and Rizzo can co-exist to win such a big match?
The camera pans over to Crimson as Emily holds the mic up to his mouth. Tommy snatches the microphone from Burlingame with a clear expression of disgust.
THE FURY: Danny Rizzo and I are capable of beating any possible pair in this company. Period.
Crimson notices on a nearby monitor that he appears on a delay. While moments before, The Othello Brothers were not. This immediately peaks The Fury’s interest.
EMILY BURLINGAME: Do you…
Tommy holds a single index finger up to Emily’s lips.
THE FURY: Shhh!
Crimson draws the ire of the interviewer with such a disrespectful gesture.
THE FURY: Why is there a delay? I’ve watched the entire show back here and there was no delay but as soon as you cut to me, there is.
Burlingame’s eyes widen. Her high hopes of Crimson not noticing this trick has failed completely.
EMILY BURLINGAME: It’s on a delay to control the obscenities. We want sponsorship on YouTube but will not get that unless you are… um…
THE FURY: Controlled?
EMILY BURLINGAME: Yes.
Crimson scratches his chin while narrowing his eyes at the interviewer with complete suspicion.
THE FURY: So there’s a guy out there in a production truck right now, watching my every move on this broadcast? Censoring my “art”.
Tommy answers his own question before swinging around away from Emily to drop the microphone that he previously took from the interviewer.
The Fury then takes off down the hall like he was shot out of a gun! Two cameramen take off after Crimson in a hurry. Tommy rushes toward the parking lot with real purpose. He pushes two swinging doors open to find three production trucks to his right. Three vans sit alongside these large trucks and that is where Crimson focuses. Tommy notices the first van he approaches is completely empty. The second appears to have someone working in the back of it. Tommy believes the censors wouldn’t be inside the actual production truck but in one of these smaller vans. Crimson approaches the back of the van while the cameramen continue to follow close behind. The Fury swings the back doors of the van open suddenly! An unknown individual swings around in a chair. He sits at a computer monitor on a desk, inside the van. The man wears a pair of black rimmed glasses that he pushes up the bridge of his nose to better see the intruder, Tommy Crimson. The man wears a laminated tag that clearly reads, “Censor”. Crimson appears a bit shocked at how easily he was able to locate this perceived monster.
THE FURY: Are you the one censoring my art?
The censor pops up out of his seat to puff out his chest at Crimson.
THE CENSOR: Yes. Someone has to do it, that’s me. Demonetization could easily end this show. YouTube makes the rules. We Must Follow.
THE FURY: Is that right?
THE CENSOR: Oh yeah.
A sneaky grin crosses the man’s face which leads Crimson to lash out almost immediately. The sudden shift of the shocks of the van causes the cameraman standing at the back to fall. This causes the shot to be lost immediately. The other cameraman on the outside films the van start shaking from the side. The fallen cameraman struggles to get up, while the censor comes flying out of the back of the van out of nowhere! Tommy leaps out to give chase allowing another member of the VPW backstage crew to sneak into the truck. Tommy notices this out of the corner of his eye, but the worker locks the van up tight before Crimson can get back in. Now The Fury will continue to be censored only now by another VPW employee. The other censor runs then keeps running to get away from Crimson, who becomes suddenly surrounded by security.
THE FURY: Mark my words, I will get this show on the network so I can say whatever the f--- I want. Then what!?
HEAD OF SECURITY: You can’t be threatening backstage employees.
Crimson walks up to the security guard to get nose to nose.
THE FURY: I literally just f---ing did.
Crimson continues to be censored. Tommy challenges the top security guard, leading him to throw Tommy out.
HEAD OF SECURITY: You are out of here!
Crimson gets led away by security who can barely contain him. The Fury continues to voice his displeasure for security in general but gets thrown out of Flipping The Script, nonetheless. The show continues on without delay.
EMILY BURLINGAME: Thank you, Ken and Laurence. I am backstage here with Crimson, who is not booked tonight. So Tommy, tomorrow night on Blitz, you will have your biggest match to date in the company… Do you believe that you and Rizzo can co-exist to win such a big match?
The camera pans over to Crimson as Emily holds the mic up to his mouth. Tommy snatches the microphone from Burlingame with a clear expression of disgust.
THE FURY: Danny Rizzo and I are capable of beating any possible pair in this company. Period.
Crimson notices on a nearby monitor that he appears on a delay. While moments before, The Othello Brothers were not. This immediately peaks The Fury’s interest.
EMILY BURLINGAME: Do you…
Tommy holds a single index finger up to Emily’s lips.
THE FURY: Shhh!
Crimson draws the ire of the interviewer with such a disrespectful gesture.
THE FURY: Why is there a delay? I’ve watched the entire show back here and there was no delay but as soon as you cut to me, there is.
Burlingame’s eyes widen. Her high hopes of Crimson not noticing this trick has failed completely.
EMILY BURLINGAME: It’s on a delay to control the obscenities. We want sponsorship on YouTube but will not get that unless you are… um…
THE FURY: Controlled?
EMILY BURLINGAME: Yes.
Crimson scratches his chin while narrowing his eyes at the interviewer with complete suspicion.
THE FURY: So there’s a guy out there in a production truck right now, watching my every move on this broadcast? Censoring my “art”.
Tommy answers his own question before swinging around away from Emily to drop the microphone that he previously took from the interviewer.
The Fury then takes off down the hall like he was shot out of a gun! Two cameramen take off after Crimson in a hurry. Tommy rushes toward the parking lot with real purpose. He pushes two swinging doors open to find three production trucks to his right. Three vans sit alongside these large trucks and that is where Crimson focuses. Tommy notices the first van he approaches is completely empty. The second appears to have someone working in the back of it. Tommy believes the censors wouldn’t be inside the actual production truck but in one of these smaller vans. Crimson approaches the back of the van while the cameramen continue to follow close behind. The Fury swings the back doors of the van open suddenly! An unknown individual swings around in a chair. He sits at a computer monitor on a desk, inside the van. The man wears a pair of black rimmed glasses that he pushes up the bridge of his nose to better see the intruder, Tommy Crimson. The man wears a laminated tag that clearly reads, “Censor”. Crimson appears a bit shocked at how easily he was able to locate this perceived monster.
THE FURY: Are you the one censoring my art?
The censor pops up out of his seat to puff out his chest at Crimson.
THE CENSOR: Yes. Someone has to do it, that’s me. Demonetization could easily end this show. YouTube makes the rules. We Must Follow.
THE FURY: Is that right?
THE CENSOR: Oh yeah.
A sneaky grin crosses the man’s face which leads Crimson to lash out almost immediately. The sudden shift of the shocks of the van causes the cameraman standing at the back to fall. This causes the shot to be lost immediately. The other cameraman on the outside films the van start shaking from the side. The fallen cameraman struggles to get up, while the censor comes flying out of the back of the van out of nowhere! Tommy leaps out to give chase allowing another member of the VPW backstage crew to sneak into the truck. Tommy notices this out of the corner of his eye, but the worker locks the van up tight before Crimson can get back in. Now The Fury will continue to be censored only now by another VPW employee. The other censor runs then keeps running to get away from Crimson, who becomes suddenly surrounded by security.
THE FURY: Mark my words, I will get this show on the network so I can say whatever the f--- I want. Then what!?
HEAD OF SECURITY: You can’t be threatening backstage employees.
Crimson walks up to the security guard to get nose to nose.
THE FURY: I literally just f---ing did.
Crimson continues to be censored. Tommy challenges the top security guard, leading him to throw Tommy out.
HEAD OF SECURITY: You are out of here!
Crimson gets led away by security who can barely contain him. The Fury continues to voice his displeasure for security in general but gets thrown out of Flipping The Script, nonetheless. The show continues on without delay.
LO: Tha-That guy is a real piece of work.
KO: No doubt, but think about it, Laur. If he gets us on the network we can just say whatever we want!
LO: But YouTube is the wider audience, Ken! We're bringing the good word of Valor Pro Wrestling to the masses!
KO: Uh...I think Tommy Crimson only knows bad words...
LO: Well, our Main Event of the evening certainly had to competitors who had put the bad mouth on each other this past week.
KO: Yeah, I was shocked. Fukushima usually doesn't have that much to say, and even when she does, I don't understand it. Her promo work this week was actually intelligible.
LO: No joke, and Cross Recoba, like usual, thinks he's God's gift to wrestling.
KO: What the Fox is, is a Genius! Just check this out...
The screen flips to Cross Recoba as he comes to the ring carrying a briefcase for Fukushima Zombie. That dastardly man is offering her money. Is it for her to lie down in this match? Fukushima doesn’t seem to know what to make of it. She takes the briefcase and they exchange words in the ring. The fans implore her to not take the case. She seems confused as to what is in it. She shakes it up expecting some sort of trap and puts her ears to it. The case opens up when she grabs it by the handle and shakes it in the air. The cash goes flying every which way and there is a scramble in the audience as the fans try to grab every single bill that rains onto them from the briefcase. Fukushima carries on and tests the validity of one of the bills by folding it and looking at it in front of the lights. Recoba is, of course, livid. He rushes forwards and hits Fukushima with an onslaught of strikes.
LO: And just like that, Recoba took control of the beginning of the match. He had Fukushima up for a Side Slam and brought her down hard.
KO: Yeah, but Fukushima didn't stay down long. She popped up and grabbed his elbow when they hit the ground and tried to get him in an armbar.
LO: Recoba proved to strong for that, however, and powered out by getting her up onto his shoulders.
The screen flips back to the action as Cross swings Fuki in the air to grab her head and attempt a Facebuster, but Fukushima grabs a hold of his head as well to put his face against her head. She drops to her knees for a Modified Jawbreaker. As Recoba reels back Fukushima runs to jump on him and she goes around and around. Recoba spins on his feet with her and the dance begins. She twirls around his body as he tries to either throw her off or get her into position for a devastating maneuver. She is finally able to get her legs locked to hit the Tilt a Whirl Headscscissors which throws Recoba out of the ring.
LO: As you can see the action spilled out of the ring, and from there Fukushima went to the skies but unfortunately came up short as Recoba ducked back into the ring...
KO: Fukushima landed pretty rough n the floor, and The Fox was quick to capitalize...
The screen flips back to a shot of Recoba watches Fukushima struggling to get to her feet. He breaks into a run to bounce off the ropes and jumps over the top to hit Fukushima with A Million Lira. 'Take that if you didn’t want to take the real money!' he's heard saying to the camera as he gets her back to her feet and tosses her back into the ring for a near fall. Recoba seems a little irritated that it wasn't three, and argues with the referee as the screen flips back to The Othello's.
LO: As the match rolled on Fukushima was able to make a bit of a comeback, but it was countered in some way by Cross.
KO: The damage started taking its toll on both competitors, and you could see that they were starting to get tired. This was going to be the kind of match where one simple mistake could decide it all.
LO: The match eventually came to a standoff between the two. Recoba fired in Knife Edge chops while Fuki fired back with Forearm shots....check out what happens next...
The screen flips to a scene of Fukushima as she ducks under a chop, Recoba dodges an elbow, then they both turn into each other and Fukushima gets in a quick Super Kick. She springboards off the ropes to hit a Knee Strike. Recoba goes down. Fukushima goes up top again. She goes for a Moonsault Foot Stomp. Recoba miraculously gets up again as quick as lightning and scrambles up the corner as she flips. Recoba grabs her in the air and flips her again to land hard on her back to hit the Sicilian Typewriter. He covers but Fukushima kicks out! They are still hanging in there as Recoba tries for a Hangman’s Neckbreaker. Fukushima stuffs the move then turns to grab onto Recoba for the Octopus Hold. Recoba is having none of it and rushes to the ropes as fast as he is able to while in pain. Fukushima unlocks and Recoba recovers while hanging onto the ropes. He is about to get one leg off them but Fukushima comes at him to hit the Sliding German Suplex.
LO: Fukushima picked up a near fall after that, but Recoba was still able to get the shoulder up...
KO: Yeah, and the crowd were on fire for Fuki to put The Fox away, but he had other plans...
LO: Fuki attempted to deliver a springboard moonsault, but Recoba shocked everyone when he stepped into it and caught her in the Tombstone position.
KO: I thought this was it. Up All Night In Dakota, but Fukushima somehow got herself further up on Cross' and hooked him around the head under the chin as she went.
LO: Her feet barely touched the floor when she jumped back up and spun around in a breathtaking Inverted Tornado DDT!
The screen flips back as Recoba cradles the back of his head and a tired Fukushima, makeup running down her face, starts crawling towards the nearby corner. She claws at the turnbuckles to get herself up to her feet, and when vertical doesn't stop there, but keeps on climbing until she's on the top. She turns so she's facing the ring and her opponent, who is still down on the mat in pain, and the fans go nuts as she commits to a high flip, but keeps on rotating, before slamming down on top of Cross with a 630 Senton! Fuki grabs at her lower back as she flips over to put her chest to Recoba's, and hooks the leg for good measure. The ref's hand hits the mat three times, and everyone goes ballistic as Fukushima's hand is raised.
LO: I don't know about you, Ken, but that was a pretty big upset. Fukushima hasn't had the greatest track record here in Valor Pro, but she just cemented herself with a huge victor over Cross Recoba.
KO: Damn right it was an upset! I'm still upset about it. I can't believe that walking horror show got lucky against The Fox!
LO: I'd wager that had more to do with skill than luck, but as it were, any given Sunday a superstar can find that spark that gives them the edge. Whose to say what it will be like when these two head into 7 Pillars...
KO: Well, this spark just cost Recoba. He now has to go into the Gauntlet as the #2 entrant, but at least we know what the first match up will be in that Main Event...
LO: That's right....Katya Djurdjevic, the #1 entrant, will go one on one with Cross Recoba to start out the Gauntlet. Pretty exciting, as these two have never faced one another before...
KO: And I guarn-damn-tee that Cross won't get blindsided twice! This is his opportunity to go the distance and be the UnYielding Champion once again, and it won't stop there, Laur. Oh no! If he wins that belt, you know he'll have designs on the next tier...
LO: IF...he makes it that far, it should be interesting to see. Who will it be, though? Danny Rizzo or Chris Callum?
KO: Good question. Maybe we'll find out more tomorrow night on Blitz when those two face each other beside a pair of tag team partners.
LO: Indeed...well folks, that's just about all the time we have for this show. Make sure to tune into Blitz tomorrow night for more Valor action! I am Laurence Othello....
KO: And I am Kenneth Othello....
TOGETHER: And we are The Othello Brothers signing off!
KO: No doubt, but think about it, Laur. If he gets us on the network we can just say whatever we want!
LO: But YouTube is the wider audience, Ken! We're bringing the good word of Valor Pro Wrestling to the masses!
KO: Uh...I think Tommy Crimson only knows bad words...
LO: Well, our Main Event of the evening certainly had to competitors who had put the bad mouth on each other this past week.
KO: Yeah, I was shocked. Fukushima usually doesn't have that much to say, and even when she does, I don't understand it. Her promo work this week was actually intelligible.
LO: No joke, and Cross Recoba, like usual, thinks he's God's gift to wrestling.
KO: What the Fox is, is a Genius! Just check this out...
The screen flips to Cross Recoba as he comes to the ring carrying a briefcase for Fukushima Zombie. That dastardly man is offering her money. Is it for her to lie down in this match? Fukushima doesn’t seem to know what to make of it. She takes the briefcase and they exchange words in the ring. The fans implore her to not take the case. She seems confused as to what is in it. She shakes it up expecting some sort of trap and puts her ears to it. The case opens up when she grabs it by the handle and shakes it in the air. The cash goes flying every which way and there is a scramble in the audience as the fans try to grab every single bill that rains onto them from the briefcase. Fukushima carries on and tests the validity of one of the bills by folding it and looking at it in front of the lights. Recoba is, of course, livid. He rushes forwards and hits Fukushima with an onslaught of strikes.
LO: And just like that, Recoba took control of the beginning of the match. He had Fukushima up for a Side Slam and brought her down hard.
KO: Yeah, but Fukushima didn't stay down long. She popped up and grabbed his elbow when they hit the ground and tried to get him in an armbar.
LO: Recoba proved to strong for that, however, and powered out by getting her up onto his shoulders.
The screen flips back to the action as Cross swings Fuki in the air to grab her head and attempt a Facebuster, but Fukushima grabs a hold of his head as well to put his face against her head. She drops to her knees for a Modified Jawbreaker. As Recoba reels back Fukushima runs to jump on him and she goes around and around. Recoba spins on his feet with her and the dance begins. She twirls around his body as he tries to either throw her off or get her into position for a devastating maneuver. She is finally able to get her legs locked to hit the Tilt a Whirl Headscscissors which throws Recoba out of the ring.
LO: As you can see the action spilled out of the ring, and from there Fukushima went to the skies but unfortunately came up short as Recoba ducked back into the ring...
KO: Fukushima landed pretty rough n the floor, and The Fox was quick to capitalize...
The screen flips back to a shot of Recoba watches Fukushima struggling to get to her feet. He breaks into a run to bounce off the ropes and jumps over the top to hit Fukushima with A Million Lira. 'Take that if you didn’t want to take the real money!' he's heard saying to the camera as he gets her back to her feet and tosses her back into the ring for a near fall. Recoba seems a little irritated that it wasn't three, and argues with the referee as the screen flips back to The Othello's.
LO: As the match rolled on Fukushima was able to make a bit of a comeback, but it was countered in some way by Cross.
KO: The damage started taking its toll on both competitors, and you could see that they were starting to get tired. This was going to be the kind of match where one simple mistake could decide it all.
LO: The match eventually came to a standoff between the two. Recoba fired in Knife Edge chops while Fuki fired back with Forearm shots....check out what happens next...
The screen flips to a scene of Fukushima as she ducks under a chop, Recoba dodges an elbow, then they both turn into each other and Fukushima gets in a quick Super Kick. She springboards off the ropes to hit a Knee Strike. Recoba goes down. Fukushima goes up top again. She goes for a Moonsault Foot Stomp. Recoba miraculously gets up again as quick as lightning and scrambles up the corner as she flips. Recoba grabs her in the air and flips her again to land hard on her back to hit the Sicilian Typewriter. He covers but Fukushima kicks out! They are still hanging in there as Recoba tries for a Hangman’s Neckbreaker. Fukushima stuffs the move then turns to grab onto Recoba for the Octopus Hold. Recoba is having none of it and rushes to the ropes as fast as he is able to while in pain. Fukushima unlocks and Recoba recovers while hanging onto the ropes. He is about to get one leg off them but Fukushima comes at him to hit the Sliding German Suplex.
LO: Fukushima picked up a near fall after that, but Recoba was still able to get the shoulder up...
KO: Yeah, and the crowd were on fire for Fuki to put The Fox away, but he had other plans...
LO: Fuki attempted to deliver a springboard moonsault, but Recoba shocked everyone when he stepped into it and caught her in the Tombstone position.
KO: I thought this was it. Up All Night In Dakota, but Fukushima somehow got herself further up on Cross' and hooked him around the head under the chin as she went.
LO: Her feet barely touched the floor when she jumped back up and spun around in a breathtaking Inverted Tornado DDT!
The screen flips back as Recoba cradles the back of his head and a tired Fukushima, makeup running down her face, starts crawling towards the nearby corner. She claws at the turnbuckles to get herself up to her feet, and when vertical doesn't stop there, but keeps on climbing until she's on the top. She turns so she's facing the ring and her opponent, who is still down on the mat in pain, and the fans go nuts as she commits to a high flip, but keeps on rotating, before slamming down on top of Cross with a 630 Senton! Fuki grabs at her lower back as she flips over to put her chest to Recoba's, and hooks the leg for good measure. The ref's hand hits the mat three times, and everyone goes ballistic as Fukushima's hand is raised.
Winner via Pinfall: FUKUSHIMA ZOMBIE
LO: I don't know about you, Ken, but that was a pretty big upset. Fukushima hasn't had the greatest track record here in Valor Pro, but she just cemented herself with a huge victor over Cross Recoba.
KO: Damn right it was an upset! I'm still upset about it. I can't believe that walking horror show got lucky against The Fox!
LO: I'd wager that had more to do with skill than luck, but as it were, any given Sunday a superstar can find that spark that gives them the edge. Whose to say what it will be like when these two head into 7 Pillars...
KO: Well, this spark just cost Recoba. He now has to go into the Gauntlet as the #2 entrant, but at least we know what the first match up will be in that Main Event...
LO: That's right....Katya Djurdjevic, the #1 entrant, will go one on one with Cross Recoba to start out the Gauntlet. Pretty exciting, as these two have never faced one another before...
KO: And I guarn-damn-tee that Cross won't get blindsided twice! This is his opportunity to go the distance and be the UnYielding Champion once again, and it won't stop there, Laur. Oh no! If he wins that belt, you know he'll have designs on the next tier...
LO: IF...he makes it that far, it should be interesting to see. Who will it be, though? Danny Rizzo or Chris Callum?
KO: Good question. Maybe we'll find out more tomorrow night on Blitz when those two face each other beside a pair of tag team partners.
LO: Indeed...well folks, that's just about all the time we have for this show. Make sure to tune into Blitz tomorrow night for more Valor action! I am Laurence Othello....
KO: And I am Kenneth Othello....
TOGETHER: And we are The Othello Brothers signing off!